Anonymous Quotes

To avoid trouble and insure safety, breathe through your nose. It keeps the mouth shut.

If your nose runs and your feet smell, then you’re built upside down.

Why is it that noses run and feet smell? Should it not be the other way around?

It is fortunate that diplomats generally have long noses, since usually they can not see beyond them.

In the 60’s people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

We have only two things to worry about: That things will never get back to normal, and that they already have.

Noisier than a mule in a tin barn.

A little nonsense now and then Is relished by the best of men. – But, more important, last and first, A lot is relished by the worst.

If you do not believe in yourself… chances are that nobody else will.

A person who walks in another’s tracks leaves no footprints.