Anonymous Quotes

Nothing makes a person more productive than the last minute.

Nothing is eternal except stupidity.

Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or saying nothing and wishing you had?

The tongue weighs next to nothing. But so few people can hold it!

The trouble with doing nothing is that you never know when you are finished.

I started out with nothing… I still have most of it.

Usability is like oxygen – you never notice it until it is missing.

Go into situations expecting nothing and you always come out getting something better than you had ever expected.

Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.

Picking one’s nose is like making love to a fine woman; one must be subtle and graceful, and never dig too deeply, except when occasion truly demands it.