Nudity is like grapefruit. There is more to it than meets the eye.
Anonymous Quotes
Nudists are people who wear one-button suits.
A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary numbers, and those who don’t.
Usability is like oxygen – you never notice it until it is missing.
Go into situations expecting nothing and you always come out getting something better than you had ever expected.
Some people are like Slinkies – not really good for anything, but you still can’t help but smile when you see one tumble down the stairs.
A physician whose services are obtained gratis is worth nothing.
When somebody gets something for nothing, somebody else usually gets nothing for something.
Most of us know how to say nothing – few of us know when.