Anonymous Quotes

Whatever impedes you but doesn’t stop you aids your progress.

Obscenity is the sign of a weak mind trying to express itself.

The other line moves faster.

Captain, what do you think, I asked, of the part your soldiers play? The Captain answered, I do not think. I do not think, I obey! Do you think you should shoot a patriot down and help a tyrant slay? The Captain answered, I do not think. I do not think, I obey! Do you […]

When you obey your superior you instruct your inferior.

Every great person has first learned how to obey, whom to obey, and when to obey.

The objective of all dedicated employees should be to thoroughly analyze all situations, anticipate all problems prior to their occurrence, have answers for these problems, and move swiftly to solve these problems when called upon. However, When you are up to your ass in alligators it is difficult to remind yourself your initial objective was […]

Bare feet magnetize sharp metal objects so they point upward from the floor – especially in the dark.

There are two types of dirt: the dark kind, which is attracted to light objects, and the light kind, which is attracted to dark objects.

A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.