Anonymous Quotes

Opinions are like assholes, everyone has one! Addendum: Yours definitely stinks more than mine!! graffiti on hostel wall

Opinion polls measure the public’s satisfaction with it’s ignorance.

Opinions expressed here are mine and not those of my employer. And if you don’t agree with them, you are racist, sexist, elitist, imperialist, Baptist, and possibly even right.

A fellow can’t keep people from having a bad opinion of him, but he can keep them from being right about it.

The fewer clear facts you have in support of an opinion, the stronger your emotional attachment to that opinion.

Contradiction: stubbornness versus stupidity.

Millions of dollars are spent on the opera which could be used in abolishing it.

The glance over cocktails That seemed to be so sweet Doesn’t seem quite so amorous Over Shredded Wheat.

I’ll never live to be as old as I look.

Growing old is inevitable. Growing up is optional.