Too many parents are not on spanking terms with their children.
Anonymous Quotes
The ability to say “no” is perhaps the greatest gift a parent has.
The accent may be on youth, but the stress is still on parents.
‘Tis better to have loved and lost than to do homework with three children.
Parents used to strike children to discipline them. Now it is usually in self-defense.
I’m paranoid. I tried to join Paranoids Anonymous. They wouldn’t let me know where the meetings were.
Paranoids are people, too; they have their own problems. It’s easy to criticise, but if everybody hated you, you’d be paranoid, too.
Just because you’re paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t after you.
A Brit, a Frenchman and a Russian were viewing a painting of Adam and Eve walking in the Garden of Eden. Look at their reserve, their calm,” mused the Brit. “They must be British!” Nonsense,” the Frenchman disagreed. “They’re naked, and so beautiful. Clearly, they are French!” It is obvious they are Russian,” argued the […]
Self Test for Paranoia: You know you have it when you can’t think of anything that’s your own fault.
