Anonymous Quotes

Kindness is like snow – it beautifies everything it covers.

Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times. (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Cancer cures smoking.

Christians in Norway are so shocked when they hear that Christians in England drink that their mouths drop open and their cigarettes fall right out!

Exclusiveness is a characteristic of recent riches, high society, and the skunk.

An uppish class sometimes mistakes itself for an upper class.

A smile is a light in the window of a face that signifies the heart is at home and waiting.

Smile. It gives your face something to do.