Anonymous Quotes

Your life lies before you like freshly fallen snow. Be careful where you step, for every step will show.

Giving up smoking is easy. I’ve done it hundreds of times. (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)

The best way to stop smoking is to carry wet matches.

Isn’t having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?

Cancer cures smoking.

Christians in Norway are so shocked when they hear that Christians in England drink that their mouths drop open and their cigarettes fall right out!

Exclusiveness is a characteristic of recent riches, high society, and the skunk.

An uppish class sometimes mistakes itself for an upper class.

You know when you have found your prince because you not only have a smile on your face, but in your heart as well.

A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is at home.