Not flesh of my flesh, Nor bone of my bone, But still miraculously my own. Never forget for a single minute, You didn’t grow under my heart, But in it.
Anonymous Quotes
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
There’s nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.
An adolescent is someone who acts like a child if he or she isn’t treated like an adult.
Adaptability: A wise man adapts himself to circumstances as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it.
Those who cannot teach – administrate.
When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.
After the Fall in the Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his two boys, Cain and Abel. They passed by the wrecked ruins of the once beautiful Garden of Paradise, and Adam pulled the two boys to him and looked and said, “Boys, that’s where your mother ate us out of house and home.”
OK, that one’s called a ‘bug.’ So is that one. They’re all just ‘bugs.’ I ain’t doin’ em all.” (Adam, naming the animals)
Grab a mitt and get in the game.
