The main problem with teenagers is that they’re just like their parents were at their age.
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Not flesh of my flesh, Nor bone of my bone, But still miraculously my own. Never forget for a single minute, You didn’t grow under my heart, But in it.
Do infants have as much fun in infancy as adults do in adultery?
There’s nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.
Adaptability: A wise man adapts himself to circumstances as water shapes itself to the vessel that contains it.
Those who cannot teach – administrate.
When people you greatly admire appear to be thinking deep thoughts, they probably are thinking about lunch.
After the Fall in the Garden of Eden, Adam was walking with his two boys, Cain and Abel. They passed by the wrecked ruins of the once beautiful Garden of Paradise, and Adam pulled the two boys to him and looked and said, “Boys, that’s where your mother ate us out of house and home.”
OK, that one’s called a ‘bug.’ So is that one. They’re all just ‘bugs.’ I ain’t doin’ em all.” (Adam, naming the animals)
For every action there is an equal and opposite criticism.
