Anonymous Quotes

The man who stops advertising to save money is like the man who stops the clock to save time.

The codfish lays ten thousand eggs, The homely hen lays one; The codfish never cackles, To tell you when she’s done; And so we scorn the codfish, While the humble hen we prize; Which only goes to show you, That it pays to advertise.

When business is good it pays to advertise; when it is bad you have got to advertise.

Advertising is the fine art of making you think you have longed for something all your life that you never heard of before.

Like most endeavors, life is seriously over-advertised and under-funded.

The fire of adversity will melt you like butter, or temper you like steel. The choice is yours.

Adversity exasperates fools, rejects cowards, draws out the faculties of the wise and industrious, puts the modest to the necessity of trying their skill, awes the opulent, and makes the idle industrious.

No man is more unhappy than the one who is never in adversity; the greatest affliction of life is never to be afflicted.

A smooth sea never made a skillful mariner; neither do uninterrupted prosperity and success qualify for usefulness and happiness. The storms of adversity, like those of the ocean, rouse the faculties, and excite the invention, prudence, skill and fortitude of the voyager. The martyrs of ancient times, in bracing their minds to outward calamities, acquired […]

There’s nothing wrong with teenagers that reasoning with them won’t aggravate.