Advice is what we ask for when we know the answer but wish we didn’t.
Anonymous Quotes
Advice is like cooking – you should try it first before you feed it to others.
Advice is never appreciated. If it turns out well, the recipient thinks it was his own idea; and if it turns out badly, he eternally blames the giver.
A lot of people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
It’s surprising how many people unselfishly give up their own work to tell you how to do yours.
Never give advice. A wise man won’t need it. A fool won’t heed it.
Never give advice – sell it.
He who has a thing to sell, And goes and wishes in a well, Will not as likely get the dollars, As he who climbs a tree and hollars.
The man who stops advertising to save money is like the man who stops the clock to save time.
The codfish lays ten thousand eggs, The homely hen lays one; The codfish never cackles, To tell you when she’s done; And so we scorn the codfish, While the humble hen we prize; Which only goes to show you, That it pays to advertise.
