Middle age is when you’re old enough to know better but still young enough to do it.

God grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.

Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.

Hardening of the heart ages people more quickly than hardening of the arteries.

You know you’re getting older when your knees buckle, but your belt won’t.

Old age may seem a long way off. But on the day it doesn’t, it will be too late to do anything about it.

Once you’ve accumulated sufficient knowledge to get by, you’re too old to remember it.

You are old only if you’d rather win an argument than be right.

Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.