Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts to catch up with Mother Nature.

It is possible that a man could live twice as long if he didn’t spend the first half of his life acquiring habits that shortens the other half.

I’m Not 50 – I’m 18 with 32 Years’ Experience.

It’s sad for a girl to reach the age Where men consider her charmless, But it’s worse for a man to attain the age Where the girls consider him harmless.

You’re never too old to have a happy childhood.

Many of us are at the “metallic” age – Gold in our teeth, silver in our hair – and lead in our pants.

You don’t stop cheering because you’ve grown old – you grow old because you’ve stopped cheering.

More people would live to ripe old age if they weren’t too busy providing for it.

Young people on a lark might keep in mind that all birds, except cuckoos, build their nests before hatching their eggs.