You are old only if you’d rather win an argument than be right.

Nobody knows the age of the human race, but everybody agrees that it is old enough to know better.

Many people use their youth to make their old age miserable.

Never fear growing old; there are many who have never had the privilege.

More people would live to a ripe old age if they weren’t too busy providing for it.

At ten, a child; at twenty, wild; at thirty, tame, if ever; at forty, wise; at fifty, rich; at sixty, good or never.

It’s only natural for older people to be quiet. They have a lot more to be quiet about.

Middle age is the awkward period when Father Time starts to catch up with Mother Nature.

It is possible that a man could live twice as long if he didn’t spend the first half of his life acquiring habits that shortens the other half.

I’m Not 50 – I’m 18 with 32 Years’ Experience.