When you know all the answers, you haven’t asked all the questions.

The years of peak mental activity are undoubtedly between the ages of four and eighteen. At four we know all the questions, at eighteen all the answers.

There are no answers, only cross references.

A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free.

If mathematically you end up with the wrong answer, try multiplying by the page number.

That quantity which, when multiplied by, divided by, added to, or subtracted from the answer you get, gives you the answer you should have gotten.

Dentists are incapable of asking questions that require a simple yes or no answer.

A few years ago, I thought I knew all the answers. Now, I’m not sure I even understand the questions.

There are no stupid questions, there are only stupid answers.