You can’t make a baby in one month, even if you make nine women pregnant.
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Remember that ‘average’ is simply the best of the poorest and the poorest of the best.
Don’t drive as if you owned the road Drive as if you owned the car.
What the average man wants to get out of his new car is the kids.
Reckless automobile driving arouses the suspicion that much of the horse sense of the good old days was possessed by the horse.
He was like all men. He saw the tight lines and the smooth curves and thought, “I’d sure like to drive that car.”
The gleam of chrome is as irresistible to a man as the word “sale” is to a woman.
Fear God, and offend not the Prince nor his laws, and keep thyself out of the Magistrate’s claws.
Question authority.
Nothing intoxicates some people like a sip of authority.