Anonymous Quotes

Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.

The marvels of today’s modern technology include the development of a soda can, when discarded will last forever… and a $7,000 car which when properly cared for will rust out in two or three years.

The gleam of chrome is as irresistible to a man as the word “sale” is to a woman.

Don’t drive as if you owned the road Drive as if you owned the car.

What the average man wants to get out of his new car is the kids.

Reckless automobile driving arouses the suspicion that much of the horse sense of the good old days was possessed by the horse.

He was like all men. He saw the tight lines and the smooth curves and thought, “I’d sure like to drive that car.”

Fear God, and offend not the Prince nor his laws, and keep thyself out of the Magistrate’s claws.

Question authority.

Nothing intoxicates some people like a sip of authority.