A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.
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Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
The marvels of today’s modern technology include the development of a soda can, when discarded will last forever… and a $7,000 car which when properly cared for will rust out in two or three years.
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.
Rush hour: That hour when the traffic is almost at a standstill.
On the average, everybody has one testicle.
Average is like having one foot in ice water and one foot in scalding water – on the average you are comfortable.
You can’t make a baby in one month, even if you make nine women pregnant.
Remember that ‘average’ is simply the best of the poorest and the poorest of the best.
It’s better to be last in the traffic lane than first in the funeral procession.
