Monday’s child is fair in face, Tuesday’s child is full of grace, Wednesday’s child is full of woe, Thursday’s child has far to go, Friday’s child is loving and giving, Saturday’s child works hard for its living, and a child that’s born on a Christmas Day, is fair and wise, good and gay.
Anonymous Quotes
It’s better to be last in the traffic lane than first in the funeral procession.
If all the cars in America were placed end to end on a long hill, some fool would try to pass them.
When I die, I want to die like my grandfather who died peacefully in his sleep. Not screaming like all the passengers in his car.
Teach children to be polite and courteous in the home, and, when he grows up, he will never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
The marvels of today’s modern technology include the development of a soda can, when discarded will last forever… and a $7,000 car which when properly cared for will rust out in two or three years.
Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due.
Rush hour: That hour when the traffic is almost at a standstill.
On the average, everybody has one testicle.
Average is like having one foot in ice water and one foot in scalding water – on the average you are comfortable.
