Monday’s child is fair in face, Tuesday’s child is full of grace, Wednesday’s child is full of woe, Thursday’s child has far to go, Friday’s child is loving and giving, Saturday’s child works hard for its living, and a child that’s born on a Christmas Day, is fair and wise, good and gay.

Born on Monday, Fair in face; Born on Tuesday, Full of God’s grace; Born on Wednesday, Sour and sad; Born on Thursday, Merry and glad; Born on Friday, Worthily given; Born on Saturday, Work hard for your living; Born on Sunday, You will never know want.

A baby will make love stronger, days shorter, nights longer, bankroll smaller, home happier, clothes shabbier, the past forgotten, and the future worth living for.

Just when a couple is able to afford to go out evenings, they’re too busy babysitting with their grandchildren.

A baby-sitter is a teenager acting like an adult while the adults are out acting like teenagers.

If men bore children, there would only be one born in each family.