Anonymous Quotes

Beauty x brains = constant. When (beauty x brains) tends towards infinity, the availability becomes zero.

If beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so is ugliness.

Ugliness like beauty is only skin deep.

Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.

Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

The last words to the ‘Star Spangled Banner?’ ‘Play ball!’

If it is to be, it’s up to me.

In the great department store of life, baseball is the toy department.

If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?

I do not know what the heart of a bad man is like, but I do know what the heart of a good man is like and it is terrible.