Ugliness like beauty is only skin deep.
Anonymous Quotes
Every time you see a beautiful woman, just remember, somebody got tired of her.
Beauty is worse than wine; it intoxicates both the holder and the beholder.
A woman’s beauty is not a gift to man – only a bribe.
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
The last words to the ‘Star Spangled Banner?’ ‘Play ball!’
If it is to be, it’s up to me.
In the great department store of life, baseball is the toy department.
If bankers can count, how come they have eight windows and only four tellers?
It is better to say something good about a bad man, than something bad about a good man.
