On the chest of a barmaid in Sale – Were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was the same information in Braille!

Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor When the pub was shut for the night. When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse And stood in the pale moonlight. He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor Then back on his haunches he sat. And all night long, you could hear […]

Give a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he’ll sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

Give a man a beer, he’ll waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, he’ll waste a lifetime.

Religions change, but beer and wine remain.

Beer: helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B.C.!

There are only two times when I drink beer, when I’m alone and when I’m with someone else.

Remember “I”! before “E”, except in Budweiser.

Keep America beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.