Anonymous Quotes

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Celebrate your success and stand strong when adversity hits, for when the storm clouds come in, the eagles soar while the small birds take cover.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

A bird in the hand is safer than one overhead. A bird in the hand is worth what it will bring. A bird in the bush usually has a friend in there with him.

A bird in the hand is messy.

The Ten Commandments contain 297 words. The Bill of Rights is stated in 463 words. The Lord’s prayer has only 67. The story of creation in the Bible uses only 200 words. Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address contains 271 words. On the other hand, a recent Federal directive to regulate the price of cabbage contains 26,911 words.

I have often thought that the Bill of Rights should have stopped after the first five words: “Congress shall make no laws . . .”

His feet’s so big, he has to put his britches on over his head.

A person is just about as big as the things that make them angry.

The best cure for admiring the Bible is to read it.