Anonymous Quotes

May all who love the Lord, love you and those who don’t love you, may the Lord give them a limp so you can see them coming.

A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

To err is human, to blame the next guy even more so.

Teamwork is essential – it allows you to blame someone else.

Youth is when you blame all your troubles on your parents; maturity is when you learn that everything is the fault of the younger generation.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

At the source of every error which is blamed on the computer you will find at least two human errors, including the error of blaming it on the computer.

We can’t blame anyone for walking all over us. We can only notice that we are not moving out of the way!

I often like to say “Well I remember being born and slipping out of my mother and looking back up and saying – Well that’s the last time I’m ever going up one of those!”

Maturity has more to do with what types of experiences you’ve had and what you’ve learned from them and less to do with how many birthdays you’ve celebrated.