When a man boasts about what he’ll do tomorrow we like to find out what he did yesterday.
Anonymous Quotes
They who boast most, generally fail most, for deeds are silent.
The man who never lends money never has many friends. Also, he doesn’t need them.
If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.
Borrow money from a pessimist – they don’t expect it back.
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
Boss, n.: According to the Oxford English Dictionary, in the Middle Ages the words “boss” and “botch” were largely synonymous, except that boss, in addition to meaning “a supervisor of workers” also meant “an ornamental stud.”
We are born naked, wet and hungry. Then things get worse.
Hindu speaking to a “Born again” Christian: “Of course I am born again. And again and again and again.”
Instead of being Born Again, why not just Grow Up?