Since I gave up hope I feel much better.

No sense being a pessimist, it wouldn’t do any good anyway.

A pessimist is someone who has had to listen to too many optimists.

A pessimist is a man who is never happy unless he is miserable: even then he is not pleased.

A pessimist is one who feels bad when he feels good for fear he’ll feel worse when he feels better.

He is a real pessimist – he could look at a doughnut and only see the hole in it.

If a pessimist is always right, is he a realist?

Pessimist: one who sizes himself up and gets sore about it.

A positive pessimist is better than a negative optimist.