When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.
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The right half of the brain controls the left half of the body. This means that only left handed people are in their right mind.
If you had any brains, you’d be dangerous.
The human brain is like a railroad freight car – guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty.
All hat, no cattle.
He’s all vines, and no taters.
A boy becomes a man when he stops asking his father for money and requests a loan.
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
When a man boasts about what he’ll do tomorrow we like to find out what he did yesterday.
They who boast most, generally fail most, for deeds are silent.
