If you had any brains, you’d be dangerous.
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The human brain is like a railroad freight car – guaranteed to have a certain capacity but often running empty.
All hat, no cattle.
He’s all vines, and no taters.
Brain – the apparatus with which we think that we think.
When God endowed human beings with brains, He did not intend to guarantee them.
No man stands taller than when he stoops to help a boy.
A boy becomes a man when he stops asking his father for money and requests a loan.
The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy.
When a man boasts about what he’ll do tomorrow we like to find out what he did yesterday.