A candidate is a person who gets money from the rich and votes from the poor to protect them from each other.
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A Canadian is sort of like an American, but without the gun.
Keep Canada beautiful. Swallow your beer cans.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
One day I shall burst my buds of calm and blossom into hysteria.
If you can remain calm, you just don’t have all the facts.
Sometimes God calms the storm, sometimes He calms the sailor.
Maybe you can’t buy happiness, but these days you can certainly charge it.
If money can’t buy happiness, I guess you’ll just have to rent it.
While money can’t buy happiness, it certainly lets you choose your own form of misery.
