There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.

There are many intelligent species in the universe. They are all owned by cats.

Cats aren’t clean, they’re just covered with cat spit.

I and Pangur Ban, my cat, ‘Tis alike task we are at: Hunting mice is his delight Hunting words I am all night Practice every day has made Pangur perfect in his trade; I get wisdom day and night Turning darkness into night.

Cats are nature’s way of helping you detect the people you don’t want to know.

“Pussy cat, pussy cat, What are you at? Where are your manners, You bad little cat?” – “Miou,” said the pussy; “Please, may I stay To afternoon tea, ma’am, For once in a way?” – “Pussy cat, pussy cat, What can I do? There’s no cup and saucer, There’s no tea for you.” – “Miou,” […]

Cats are like Baptists. They raise hell but you can’t catch them at it.

They are mystery incarnate These ethereal companions by our side. Though ever independent, never fully known, We are blessed to receive these envoys Of the magic Tiger Tribe.