Anonymous Quotes

A person can save himself from many hard falls by refraining from jumping to conclusions.

Consideration gets as many victories as rashness loses.

He that a watch would carry, this must do, pocket his watch, and watch his pocket too.

The dog may be wonderful prose, but only the cat is poetry.

Purring is an automatic safety valve device for dealing with happiness overflow.

May the great galactic kitten always purr you to sleep.

I once had a beautiful kitten, With beautiful ears and pink nose, But alas from a kit to a tomcat With terrible swiftness it grows, I ponder now hour upon hour, As my beautiful kitten grows fat, He was awfully cute as a kitten, But I hadn’t arranged for a cat.

Remember the cat who discovered happiness was in its tail. He could never catch it, but when he ignored it, it followed him everywhere.

It’s always darkest before you step on the cat.

Radioactive cats have 18 half-lives.