A quantum mechanic’s vacation, Had his colleagues in dire consternation. for while studies have shown, That his speed was well known, His position was pure speculation.

There once was a fellow named Blight Whose speed was much faster than light. He sat off one day In a relative way and returned on the previous night.

There is one terrifying word in the world of nuclear physics – Oops!

Quantum mechanics: the dreams that stuff is made of.