I have decided to bypass my inner child and go directly to my inner spoiled brat!
Anonymous Quotes
The best thing to spend on your children is time.
Genius, n.: A chemist who discovers a laundry additive that rhymes with “bright”.
Cheerfulness is contagious, but don’t wait to catch it from others. Be a carrier.
Cheerfulness greases the axles of the world.
Cheerfulness removes the rust from the mind, lubricates our inward machinery, and enables us to do our work with fewer creaks and groans. If people were universally cheerful, probably there wouldn’t be half the quarreling or a tenth part of the wickedness there is. Cheerfulness, too, promotes health and immortality. Cheerful people live longest here […]
If not chastely, at all events cautiously.
Charity begins at home and generally dies from lack of out – of – door exercise; sympathy travels abroad extensively.
Real charity doesn’t care if it’s tax deductible or not.
A charitable man is like an apple tree – he gives his fruit and is silent; the philanthropist is like the hen.
