Anonymous Quotes

Christianity is an appeal to selfishness. It is a promise of a great reward in the future which is bought with faith, obedience, time, effort, and money in the present.

Christians believe that the most wonderful thing that can happen to them is to go to Heaven, but few of them are in a hurry to make the trip.

I don’t understand Christianity, nor do I understand electricity, but I don’t intend to sit in the dark until I do!

Evangelism is defined as a starving man telling another starving man where to find bread.

A shipwrecked sailor, landing on a lonely beach, observed a gallows. “Thank God,” he exclaimed, “I am in a Christian country!”

The greatest service that could be rendered the Christian peoples would be to convert them to Christianity.

The lord gave us two ends to use, One to think with; one to sit on, It all depends on which you choose: Heads you win, tails you lose.

The best way to keep the home fires burning is with the chips from our own shoulders

If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?

Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you’ll get one thing done.