Proper prior planning prevents poor performance.
Anonymous Quotes
If an English butler and an English nanny sat down to design a country, they would come up with New Zealand.
The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don’t know what you’re doing, someone else does.
A part of us remains where ever we have been.
You are now landing in New Zealand. Everybody is requested to put their watches back ten years.
When the end of the world comes, I want to be in Cincinnati because it’s always twenty years behind the times. (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)
There is no suffering which pity will not insult.
He that pities another remembers himself.
Does my quiet self-pity get to you or should I move up to incessant nagging?
It’s all right to sit on your pity pot every now and again. Just be sure to flush when you are done.
