Why is Christmas just like a day at the office? You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

Hey Santa! How much for your list of naughty girls?

As I sat on a sunny bank, On Christmas Day in the morning, I spied three ships come sailing by.

For somehow, not only at Christmas, but all the long year through, The joy that you give to others, is the joy that comes back to you.

Your Merry Christmas may depend on what others do for you, but your Happy New Year depends on what you do for others.

More light than we can learn, More wealth than we can treasure, More love than we can earn, More peace than we can measure, Because one Child is born.

One of the nice things about Christmas is that you can make people forget the past with a present.

Selfishness makes Christmas a burden, love makes it a delight.

A child that’s born on a Christmas Day, is fair and wise, good and gay.