Some clergymen are so heavenly-minded that they are of no earthly use.
Anonymous Quotes
Law of Window Cleaning: It’s on the other side.
If you explain so clearly that nobody can misunderstand, somebody will.
She who waits for her knight must remember – she will have to clean up after his horse.
Cleanliness is next to impossible.
“Civilization totters,” say the pessimists. “But it totters steadily onward,” cheerfully respond the men of optimistic mind.
Civilized nations are ones that simply can’t endure wrongs or injustice except at home.
A great city, a great solitude.
The most dangerous savages live in cities.
Our country has plenty of good five-cent cigars, but the trouble is they charge fifteen cents for them.
