Never try to guess your wife’s size. Just buy her anything marked ‘petite’ and hold on to the receipt.
Anonymous Quotes
The role of the clown is not to take our minds off our troubles, but to point out ways to survive and even laugh. He tells how one man who was very devoted to his sacred clowning began to think in his old age of ways he could be remembered as a clown. His solution […]
A few clowns short of a circus.
I don’t know what weapons WW III will be fought with but WW IV will be fought with clubs and spears.
We all make mistakes, as the hedgehog said as he climbed off the scrubbing brush.
He who has a thing to sell And goes and wishes in a well, Will not as likely get the dollars, As he who climbs a tree and hollars.
Clever people needn’t be good; they can simulate.
Climb high, Climb far, Your goal the sky, Your aim the star.
A clergyman is a man who undertakes the management of our spiritual affairs as a method of bettering his temporal ones.
There is no opinion so absurd that a preacher would not express it.
