Anonymous Quotes

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Save the whales. Collect the whole set.

College is like a fountain of knowledge – and the students are there to drink.

COFFEE.EXE missing. Insert cup and press any key.

Tastes like it run offa Luther’s boots.

Coincidence is God’s way of staying anonymous.

Busy souls have no time to be busybodies It is a matter of peculiar coincidence that great men have made history; great women have merely created gossip.

Inside every naked woman there is a fully clothed one trying to get out – but what to wear?

There’s nothing quite as empty as a stuffed shirt.

In any closet, you can find it, if it is too small, or out of style, or there is just one of it where there should be two.