Philosophy is nothing but common sense in a dress suit.
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A Committee is a group of people who individually can do nothing, but as a group decide that nothing can be done.
A group is as capable as it contains capable individual members.
There are more than 200,000 useless words in the English language and at some committee meetings you hear all of them!
To kill time, a committee meeting is the perfect weapon.
If computers get too powerful, we can organize them into a committee – that will do them in.
A camel is a horse designed by a committee.
Any simple problem can be made insoluble if enough meetings are held to discuss it.
Remember, we all stumble, every one of us. That’s why it’s a comfort to go hand-in-hand.
One reason a dog can be such a comfort when you’re feeling blue is that he doesn’t try to find out why.
