Anonymous Quotes

Socialism: You have two cows – give one to your neighbor. Communism: You have two cows. Give them both to the government. Government gives you milk. Fascism: Government shoots you and takes cows. New Dealism: Government shoots one cow, milks the other and pours the milk down the sink. Capitalism: Slaughter cow. Compete with McDonald’s. […]

Can someone remind me why levying taxes to build armies is fine, but levying taxes for hospitals are communist. I keep forgetting.

The inevitable result of improved and enlarged communications between different levels in a hierarchy is a vastly increased area of misunderstanding.

It happens when a baby’s crying. As babies very often will do. You know that this wee, little creature. Is telling his problem to you. And some how by trial and error. You satisfy his need. His smiles and gurgles reward you. And you feel you’ve done a good deed. It’s called communication, the power […]

When all other means of communication fail, try words.

An unusual amount of common sense is sometimes called wisdom.

Common sense is the least common of all senses.

Common sense is genius in its working clothes.

The door to wisdom swings on hinges of common sense and uncommon thoughts.

Philosophy is nothing but common sense in a dress suit.