The wheel that squeaks the loudest is the first to be replaced.
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The only really decent thing to do behind a person’s back is pat it.
A pat on the back is only a few inches from a kick in the pants.
If you can’t get a compliment any other way, pay yourself one.
High School: the mouse race to prepare you for the rat race.
Conversation, n.: A vocal competition in which the one who is catching his breath is called the listener.
Don’t steal. The government hates competition.
A crusader’s wife slipped from the garrison – And had an affair with a Saracen. She was not oversexed, Or jealous or vexed, She just wanted to make a comparison.
By ourselves we can enjoy life, but to really appreciate life we must find companionship.
Another lost nation; another new restaurant.
