If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.

Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.

Computers aren’t intelligent, they only think they are.

Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.

Computers are not intelligent. They only think they are.

You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.

General Failure’s Fault. Not Yours.