The goal of computer science is to build something that will last until we have finished building it!
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What goes up must come down. Ask any system administrator.
An odd thought strikes me: We shall not receive e-mail in the grave. How will we survive?
Who’s General Failure and why’s he reading my disk?
There comes a time when all people break down and do the unthinkable: They read the manual.
The world will end in 5 minutes. Please log out.
To err is human, but to really foul things up requires a computer.
WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
The complaint of the present times is the general complaint of all times.
People who complain about the way the ball bounces are usually the ones who dropped it.
