Cannot find REALITY.SYS… Universe Halted.

Old hackers never die. They just go to bitnet.

Why doesn’t DOS ever say EXCELLENT command or filename!

C:DOS C:DOSRUN RUNDOSRUN

Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS.

BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

All computers wait at the same speed.

A thunderstorm is God’s way of saying you spend too much time in front of the computer.

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow enobled and none dare criticize it.

Those who do not understand Unix are condemned to reinvent it, poorly.