Anonymous Quotes

A conceited person never gets anywhere because he thinks he is already there.

Conceit wouldn’t be so bad if only the right people had it.

Egotism is the anesthesia that keeps people on living terms with themselves.

Ego: The fallacy whereby a goose thinks he’s a swan.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.

Earth is 98% full. Please delete anyone you can.

If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.

Pentiums melt in your PC, not in your hand.

The fastest computer of tomorrow won’t do any of the work you need done today. If you’re always willing to wait for the next best thing you’ll never get anywhere.

People who buy Macs are the same people who said BETA is better than VHS 15 years ago.