Anonymous Quotes

Jumping to conclusions is not half as good an exercise as digging for facts.

Shell to DOS… Come in DOS, do you copy? Shell to DOS.

BASIC – A programming language. Related to certain social diseases in that those who have it will not admit it in polite company.

I speak BASIC to clients, 1-2-3 to management, and mumble to myself.

Pascal keeps your hand tied. C gives you enough rope to hang yourself.

A conceited person never gets anywhere because he thinks he is already there.

Conceit wouldn’t be so bad if only the right people had it.

Egotism is the anesthesia that keeps people on living terms with themselves.

Ego: The fallacy whereby a goose thinks he’s a swan.

Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.