Anonymous Quotes

The cost of living hasn’t affected its popularity.

You can’t row a boat in two directions at the same time.

Xerox is a copying device that can make rapid reproduction of human error possible.

There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won’t, and that’s a spouse who can’t cook and will.

A man would rather be deceived than convinced that the opinion he formed of a person at first sight as incorrect.

A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife she’d look stout in a fur coat.

A man of principles is generally as insufferable as a man of prejudices; furthermore he is more pretentious.

There is nothing so annoying as to have two people go right on talking when you’re interrupting. (often erroneously attributed to Mark Twain)

Conversation is the slowest form of human communication.

There are men with whom an hour’s talk would weaken one more than a week’s fasting.