To err is human, to blame it on the other party is politics.
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Republicans are afraid someone, somewhere, might be having fun. Democrats are afraid someone, somewhere, might be making money.
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their party.
Anyone can be polite to a king. It takes a gentleman to be polite to a beggar.
A polite man is one who listens with interest to things he knows all about when they are told to him by a person who knows nothing about them.
ASAP = After Someone Asks Politely.
Politeness is the most acceptable hypocrisy.
Anybody who doesn’t cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked.
No poet sings because he must sing. At least no great poet does. A great poet sings because he chooses to sing.
A poet is someone who is astonished by everything.