To err is human, to blame it on the other party is politics.
Anonymous Quotes
Republicans are afraid someone, somewhere, might be having fun. Democrats are afraid someone, somewhere, might be making money.
Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their party.
ASAP = After Someone Asks Politely.
Politeness is the most acceptable hypocrisy.
Anyone can be polite to a king. It takes a gentleman to be polite to a beggar.
A polite man is one who listens with interest to things he knows all about when they are told to him by a person who knows nothing about them.
Anybody who doesn’t cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked.
When the other fellow takes a long time, he’s slow. But when I take a long time, I’m thorough. When the other fellow doesn’t do it, he is lazy. But when I don’t do it, I’m too busy. When the other fellow does something without being told, He’s overstepped his bounds. But when I do […]
Three monkeys sat in a coconut tree Discussing thing as they’re said to be. Said one to another, “Now listen, you two, There’s a certain rumor that cannot be true, That man descends from our noble race- The very idea is a disgrace. No monkey ever deserted his wife, Starved her babies and ruined her […]
