Here’s to life – ain’t it grand. Just got divorced from my old man. I laughed and laughed at the court’s decision. They gave him the kids and they ain’t even his’n!!

Here’s to the game called “Ten Toes” That’s played all over town. The lassies play with ten toes up. And the lads with ten toes down!

Here’s to Eileen O’Hara, For her life it held no terror. Born a virgin. Died a virgin. No runs, no hits, no errors.

Here’s to them that sail to sea – And the ladies that stay on land. May the former be well rigged – And the latter be well manned!

Here’s to living single and drinking double!

Here’s to the bull that roams the woods. That does the cows and heifers good. If it were not for his long long rod. There would be no beef by God!

Friends may come, friends may go, Friends may peter out, you know. But we’ll be friends through thick and thin, Peter out or peter in.