If nobody said anything unless he knew what he was talking about, a ghastly hush would descend upon the earth.
Alan Patrick Herbert Quotes
A highbrow is the kind of person who looks at a sausage and thinks of Picasso.
There is no reason why a joke should not be appreciated more than once. Imagine how little good music there would be if, for example, a conductor refused to play Beethoven’s Fifth Symphony on the ground that his audience might have heard it before.
An act of God was defined as something no reasonable man could have expected.
Teetotalers seem to die the same as others, So what’s the use of knocking off the beer?
